Ich hab´ ja schon Einiges ...

... in dieser Richtung im Mehlkasten((c) Olaf) gehabt, aber das hier schlägt Alles um Längen:

"Dear friend,
My name is Augusto Pinochet, the elder son of late former President of
Chile Augusto Pinochet Ugarte.
We have decided to seek for your partnership as agreed by the entire
family to request from you honesty and truth for financial investment in
your country or any part of the world which you are going to handle as the
family representative. We also hope that this letter will get to you with
joy and much understanding. During the regime of our father, he enjoyed
much respect as a president with his reforms and legacy after the economy
of chilean federation changed for good which the chilean people are happy
about.
In event that you don't know anything about our family and my father
legacy, kindly read the link below for more understanding.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3758403.stm
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/05/2051419.htm
An extract from BBC says, "It is still not clear whether he will ever take
the stand in a court room and all investigators can do is ensure all the
legal obstacles to a trial are removed, but even if Augusto Pinochet never
comes to trial, his opponents are determined to ensure that the truth will
come out and he will not spend his retirement in peace"
Now we are on the move to secure the fund deposited by our father in one leading Bank in Europe named withheld for private reasons but shall be disclosed to you as we discuss ahead.

Kindly be advised that the amount involved in this investment shall be mentioned to you upon your acceptance to transact this business with us and also your commission will be agreed upon in the MOU which we shall both signed to protect both parties involved.
Note that we are not putting you in any risk whatsoever.
Your reply will be appreciated.
Augusto Pinochet Jr. "

(Mein Englisch ist - glaub´ ich - besser )