Ich hoffe

Italiener zählen nicht als Minderheit über die man sich nicht lustig machen darf .

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The Italian who went to Malta! (mit italienischem Dialekt zu sprechen)

"One day ima gonna to Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her, I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna fa bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna fa bitch.
Later I go down to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna fa bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna fa bitch, I gonna back to Italy."